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Nightmare Street

[By: Teddy Killerz]


Genre: Neurofunk

Rating: 50


Cohesiveness: 31


Track quality: 67


Beginner-friendly? not really, no

Written 2024/06/15

Russian neurofunk trio Teddy Killerz continue to push boundaries within the bass music scene, and I love to see them do that. What I don't love, however, is seeing them do it in the most disjointed fashion possible. 



Unfortunately, their debut LP is, in fact, the most disjointed fashion possible. "Nightmare Street" finds itself to be the model 'fucked around and found out' album — that is to say, Teddy Killerz fucked around with far too many ideas and found out that the resulting project does not stick together whatsoever. To say 'far too many ideas' might even be an understatement, because tracks in this project jut out in the most bizarre ways possible — from the rock in "Wasteland", to the clubby vibe of "Bounce" and "Moshpit", to the Asian leanings of "Bhaaloo", to the abrasiveness of "Coming Home" and the melodic elements of "Ready" and "Stockholm" and the dark themeing of "Teddy's Song" and "Monkey Kingdom" — there's just far too much that "Nightmare Street" tries to do, and hardly any of it makes sense. There isn't even a consistent style, which you would normally expect from a drum n bass album, especially when an artist of Teddy Killerz's calibre embarks on a project. But alas, this is what we are left with. Unfortunately, the tracks themselves don't make it out unscathed either. There are still some bangers — the opener "Teddy's Song" is crazy good, and "King Is Back" is even crazier, along with a couple of other highlights — but overall, "Nightmare Street" doesn't feel like it lives up to Teddy Killerz's typical standard either. The ventures into the clubby vibe in "Bounce" and "Moshpit", especially, feel a little unnecessary and rather bloated in their production and their sampling, but they're not the only culprits — tracks like "Coming For You" and "Unbelievable" feel as if they lack polish too, a quality I did not particularly expect to hear coming into this.



But OK, there was a pretty fair share of the good and the bad. And I wanted to like this LP, I really did, but ultimately I can't say, in good faith, that I enjoy it. The project structure is messy and quite poor, and maybe 50% of the tracklist is equally messy, but it's that other 50% that holds "Nightmare Street" above the surface. Barely. I love Teddy Killerz, but their debut album was just not it.



Listen on Spotify here.

Teddy's Song [Standout] | (87/100)

Infectious drum kick and some pretty hard elements, held back only by the weird vocal sample, but this is a quality opener

Unbelievable [Intense] | (59/100)

Longer buildups and strong basslines — most of the drops are good but some of the sound design choices are off

Wasteland [Switchup] | (80/100)

w/ The Qemists

Unexpected rock switchup with DnB reinforcement and a spotlight on the vocals, with a nice hook

Bounce [Fun] | (41/100)

Fun track with a sweeping mix and aptly bouncy elements, though I'm not huge on the sampling

Bhaaloo [Switchup] | (62/100)

An Asian string sound is blended with the typical Teddy Killerz DnB quite nicely... but why?

Coming For You [Catchy] | (39/100)

w/ Lena Cullen

Catchy and energetic vocals contrast an abrasive drop to make a pretty polarizing track, unfortunately

Release Me [Standout] | (84/100)

Massive dubstep drop filled with growly elements and great offdrop vocals to boot

Chopper [Intense] | (71/100)

Dives back into the darker side of the record with intense vocal samples and messy yet fun drops

Monkey Kingdom [Dark] | (55/100)

Bizarre drops and, frankly, even more bizarre vocal samples, with some muddy production

King Is Back [Standout] | (91/100)

Intense buildups and a crazy pausey drop that makes it epically headbangable — goes hard

Moshpit [Heavy] | (46/100)

Chopped samples and sustained bassy drops that go for a hype-up vibe, but feel a little overblown

Ready [Melodic] | (73/100)

w/ Ayah Marar

Melodic offdrop paired with hopeful vocals and more withdrawn drops, along with a techno switchup

Stockholm [Switchup] | (74/100)

w/ Laurent John

Teddy Killerz future bass??? Surprisingly clean, though the rich vocals do most of the heavy lifting

Forever [Standout] | (76/100)

Dynamic final track with plenty of variety that wraps up the album nicely — a very full-flavour track


  1. King Is Back (91/100)

  2. Teddy's Song (87/100)

  3. Release Me (84/100)

  4. Wasteland w/ The Qemists (80/100)

  5. Forever (76/100)

  6. Stockholm w/ Laurent John (74/100)

  7. Ready w/ Ayah Marar (73/100)

  8. Chopper (71/100)

  9. Bhaaloo (62/100)

  10. Unbelievable (59/100)

  11. Monkey Kingdom (55/100)

  12. Moshpit (46/100)

  13. Bounce (41/100)

  14. Coming For You w/ Lena Cullen (39/100)